Yo hablándole a mi mismo

Hace varios días atrás en la estación de radio Fidelity pidieron que se hiciese el siguiente ejercicio mental:

"Imaginate que un niño se te acerca y te dice, 'yo soy tú'." ¿Qué consejo le darías?

Para empezar le hablaría en inglés.
Esto sería lo que le diría:

"Michael I am you. You need to learn somthing that will help you through the rest of your life. Listen carefully because this is gonna be your motto for some time. Shit Happens. I know that "shit" is a bad word but for now just think it and don't say it aloud.

Shit Happens and it's just a spontaneous thing that you will never be prepared for. When it happens it happens and all you can do is either cover your nose and hold your breath or stop and endure the stench the best way you can. Never get accustomed to it or you will live a life full of shit. No one wants to live in a world of shit so the best thing you can do is to keep walking. Complaining will not solve anything it will only make the stench stay longer.

Now, a lot of shit will happen to you. You will survive, you are good at finding a way out especially when it comes to avoiding troubles.

Well boy I can't give you anymore advice or tell you about specifics, it'll take the fun out of learning your lessons in life. Just remember that shit happens and it is not always your fault. Now I'm going back to the future (there will be a movie with that title) and blog about this encounter. What's a blog? I won't tell you, when you find out you're gonna love it."

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